How To Spot A Facebook Marketing Spammer

It’s Friday, so time for some more lighthearted web based sillyness. I got some amusing old fashioned spam today. Someone wanted to be my friend on Facebook. Aaah, isn’t that nice?. This was their message to me;

Hello this, good to find you! Do feel free to add me. I see you like affiliate marketing… same here, look forward to sharing ideas.

Funny, as I do not mention affiliate marketing on my profile in any way, in fact, I do not do affiliate marketing. I am probably a member of some SEO group or other on Facebook though.

Anyway, I took a look at her profile. I guess at this point I should apologise now to Diana Lamarre if she genuinely wants to be my friend to discuss marketing, as her approach and profile look very spammy.

Diana Lamarre, my new Facebook friend!

Now, if there was a Facebook Babe of the Year then Diana would certainly be a contender. To combine not just marketing, but also Internet Marketing and How To Really Start To Earning Money Online is really impressive. And she loves mobile phones too, so many pictures. And such manly hands…..

She also has managed to get a perfect work-life balance. Look at this;

“I am an easy going female. I prefer to do Cooking and Baking with families. I like to be friends with you.”

Not only does she have time to sit on sports cars while wearing bikinis in between marketing jobs, she also loves cooking, baking and being with the family. Amazing.

Anyway, there are actually one or two small signals that she may really just be a spammer. I thought Facebook spamming was dead? Obviously not. Ignore.